People Are Assholes

Kinja'd!!! "Vimto" (smudgey)
01/10/2016 at 16:03 • Filed to: None

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Apparently someone/some group decided to stomp all over my car’s hood last night. I didn’t notice until I drove somewhere and got out. In addition to 4 dents, theres a scratch around one of them, a mark on the fender and shoeprints everywhere. What should I do?

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DISCUSSION (22)


Kinja'd!!! bainelaker > Vimto
01/10/2016 at 16:11

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Aw man, that’s shitty. Call your insurance? Vandalism is covered under comp I believe.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Vimto
01/10/2016 at 16:13

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Jesus. Some of you guys have the craziest shit happen to your cars.


Kinja'd!!! Matt Nichelson > Vimto
01/10/2016 at 16:17

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File a vandalism claim. If you have comp coverage it would fall under that. If you don’t have comp though you may be out of luck. Also make sure to provide pictures to them. Those of us who work in claims can’t help but automatically be skeptical, so make sure to provide as much as possible to support your case. Did you call the police and file a report?


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Vimto
01/10/2016 at 16:17

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Crap that sucks man :(

It’s like that video of those little bastards going down the street jumping on car bonnets. Til the police capture them, instant karma gold


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Vimto
01/10/2016 at 16:23

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Yeah - call your insurance company. If not, go to a junkyard, buy a pristine hood, and get a body shop to respray it.


Kinja'd!!! Berang > Vimto
01/10/2016 at 16:34

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Cover your car with foam?

But on a serious note, I had some drunk dipshits jump on the roof of my car, but it popped back out from the inside pretty easily. I don’t know where it happened but if they have a security camera maybe they can identify who did it?


Kinja'd!!! this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata > Vimto
01/10/2016 at 16:55

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Kinja'd!!! MLGCarGuy > Vimto
01/10/2016 at 17:13

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Wh-why would you ever do that??? What possesses a human to do something so idiotic?

Call your insurance. Do you have security cameras?


Kinja'd!!! Vimto > MLGCarGuy
01/10/2016 at 17:17

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Not for the staff area of the parking lot, unfortunately.

And I don’t know. This is actually the second time my 2015 Sentra has been sat on by assholes, but last time the only damage was butt sweat. I actually watched the police interrogate them WHILE they were sitting on my car (in August). This time they were definitely stomping.


Kinja'd!!! Vimto > Steve in Manhattan
01/10/2016 at 17:19

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Any ideas where I could find a junkyard with late model cars (my Sentra is a 2015 but the model has been around since 2013) in the Pensacola/Mobile area?


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Vimto
01/10/2016 at 17:19

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Did Hollywood forget to tell you? They’re filming a cop action movie in your neighborhood. Your car was the landing pad from a second story window.


Kinja'd!!! yitznewton > Vimto
01/10/2016 at 17:20

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Twice? Start sleeping in the car, and next time it happens, start up and run over the bastards.

I mean... take a video... yeah...


Kinja'd!!! Vimto > yitznewton
01/10/2016 at 17:22

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I don’t think dash cams are legal in Florida, but I do like that idea. Getting run over by a Sentra is a pretty lame way to go.


Kinja'd!!! LeftOfTheDial > Vimto
01/10/2016 at 17:41

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That sucks.I’d think could the color off a site like car-part.com and install yourself


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Vimto
01/10/2016 at 17:52

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Dashcams are illegal in florida? That would explain so much


Kinja'd!!! Buick Mackane > Vimto
01/10/2016 at 18:03

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Who told you that dash cameras are illegal in Florida? Can you find the statute? There may be laws in Florida prohibiting placing an object (dash camera, GPS or radar detector) on your windshield that would obstruct your vision but I am fairly certain you are allowed to film your drive with a camera. Here in California you are only allowed, by law, to place your GPS in the lower left or right corners of your windshield, but everyone still has them in the top center of the windshield and I never see police handing out tickets for this.


Kinja'd!!! Buick Mackane > Vimto
01/10/2016 at 18:05

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You need to buy a dash camera, the cost ranges from $20 and up.

The better cameras have no battery and use a capacitor.


Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > Vimto
01/10/2016 at 18:15

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I hope karma delivers swift justice...


Kinja'd!!! MLGCarGuy > Vimto
01/10/2016 at 18:19

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That really sucks. Are you saying this was done by the same people?


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Vimto
01/10/2016 at 19:04

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No clue - I’m in Manhattan. Just google it - but later model cars will have fewer wrecks sitting in a junkyard. Or check ebay - someone might be parting out a wreck.


Kinja'd!!! Vimto > MLGCarGuy
01/10/2016 at 20:55

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Same group of kids. There’s about 30-40 of them that pass through our parking lot every Saturday night.


Kinja'd!!! That One Kid in HS > Vimto
01/10/2016 at 22:54

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Never heard that one before.

Im in Fl and have had mine for over a year now